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Alan Graham Carr (born 14 June 1976[citation needed]) is an English comedian and television personality.

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A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

Ask, Friend, Friendship, Knows, True, True Friend

All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a 'magic bullet' which on its own can solve our problems. This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.

Based, Effort, Fail, Ideas, Requires, Sacrifice

When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

Funny, Girl, Hula, Sports, Team

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

Act, Fat, Funny, Gay, John, Piano

'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.

America, Hurley, Love, People, Used, World

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

Africa, Big, Funny, Gone, Poached, Teeth

George Meany

George Meany

Henry Knox Sherrill

Henry Knox Sherrill

George Pell

George Pell

Franz Stangl

Franz Stangl

Alice Waters

Alice Waters

Andrew Motion

Andrew Motion

Jim Parsons

Jim Parsons

Lucy Suchman

Lucy Suchman

Brenda Strong

Brenda Strong

Kendrick Meek

Kendrick Meek

Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

Ade Akinbiyi

Ade Akinbiyi