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Beano Cook Biography

Carroll Hoff "Beano" Cook (September 1, 1931 – October 11, 2012) was an American television personality who worked for ESPN. He was a college football historian and commentator. He received his B.A. from the University of Pittsburgh in 1954.

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My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

Bucket, College, Know, Lsu, Night, Sports

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

Dryers, Hair, Hate, News, Science

You only have to bat 1. 000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

Heart, Two, Flying, Everything, Bat, 000

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

Football, Night, College, Lsu

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

College, Dead, Football, Team

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

Fans, Nebraska, Sets, Should, Standard

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Airport, Airports, Humorous, Profound, See, Terminal

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

Down, Football, Lsu, Sun

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

Dames, History, Ron, Times, Two, Winning

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