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Christopher D'Elia (born March 29, 1980) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and podcast host. He is known for playing Alex Miller on the NBC sitcom Whitney; Danny Burton on the sitcom Undateable, also on NBC; and Kenny on The Good Doctor on ABC.

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A girl who pays attention is very cool. It's really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored a lot when I'm talking to people, but I try. So I'd like for the girl to try, too.

Cool, Girl, Like, People, Talking

We're the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong.

Gotta, Listens, Michael, Sex, Species

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

Dude, Girl, Laundry, Obviously, Sucks, Want

No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we connect. A smell is a big thing. Pheromones. Don't cover that.

Bat, Bats, Cover, Mask, Needs, Smell

Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.

Easily, Men, Needs, Things, Women

My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama. " Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!

Biggest, Drama, Girl, Mentioning, Peeve, Pet

Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business.

Acting, Business, Everything, Felt, Found, Like

I think that men think they need their man caves. They don't really do. They think they want them, and then the second they do get them and they have alone time and time away from the girl, and the girl is really cool with giving them alone time, then that's when they, or at least I, start to think, "So, why are you so cool with me being alone? What's wrong with me that you don't want to be with me every second. "

Cool, Girl, Men, Thinking, Time

Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I've lived with girls, and I've lived with some very sweet girls, I felt bad that they had to live with me.

Girl, Girls, Guy, Live, Sweet, Times

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