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Darrell Clayton Hammond (born October 8, 1955) is an American actor, stand-up comedian and impressionist. He was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1995 to 2009.

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If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

Changes, Injured, Moving, Talk, Way

I belong to the Democratic Party.

Belong, Democratic, Democratic Party, Party

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

President, Running, Sooner, Sound

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

Psych, Long, Institutions, Mental

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

Instrument, Kill, Play, Right, Tough, Want

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

Giving, Snl, Easy, Work, Give

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

Home, Night, Might, Stabbed, Building

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

Big, Bigs, Know, Stars, Though, Want

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

Book, Perpetrator, Silent, Think, Thinking, Writing

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

People, Screwed Up, Knows, Know, Head

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P. O. W. and all I did was grow up in your home.

Mother, Growing Up, Home, Telling, Symptoms

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

League, Major League, Incredibles, Leagues, Incredible, Perform

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

Years, Ideas, Two, 150, Three, Idea

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

Fun, Brain, Siege, Live, Somebody

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

Bad, I'Ve Learned, People, Sometimes, Take

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

Personality, Schizophrenia, Disorder, Everything, Diagnosed, Multiple

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

Doctors, Brain, Dialogue, Processed, Core

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