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Gabriel Iglesias Biography

Gabriel Jesus Iglesias (born July 15, 1976), known comically as Fluffy, is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer and voice actor. He is known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I'm Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy.

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Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!

Bakery, Bring, Cake, Found, Night, People

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

Big, Buffets, Food, Guy, Simple

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

Big, Big Girl, Clubs, Dance, Girl, Same

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

People, Alcohol, Police, Handle, Know

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

Acceptance, Form, Found, Laughter

Be personal, and original. Try to work clean. Stay away from topical material, as it does not allow you to craft it to make it better for later. And always remember that it is the fans who will make you or break you.

Allow, Craft, Doe, Fans, Stay, Trying

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.

Bar, Bars, Big, Friends, Safety, Way

I got a brother who calls me Hollywood. Sisters kind of keep their distance. Even my mom is kind of like ahhh with me. Yeah dude, it really sucks. And I wish things were different. Unfortunately, they don't understand everything I go through on a day to day basis to be able to maintain what I'm doing.

Brother, Distance, Everything, Keep, Mom

In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy.

Fluffy, Gabriel, Like, People, Yes

You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.

Long, Measure, Thinking, Weights, Years

That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.

Comedian, Funny, Home, Know, People, Putting

I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.

Fake, Guy, Happy, Know, People

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.

Comics, Fun, Hanging, Hanging Out, Make

The response you get when you're young like "oh you're just getting laughs because you're a little kid and you're cute". They weren't trying to encourage me at all or tell me to keep pursuing this.

Cute, Encourage, Kids, Laughing, Like, Tell

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

Comedy, Funny, Give, Giving, Trying

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

Done, Personal, Personal Life, Talk, Wonder

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

Acknowledge, Denying, Selling, Who I Am

Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.

Man, Men, People, Supportive

Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.

School, Speak, Talking, Team, Times

Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.

Aside, Back, Direct, Get Back, Road, Want

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