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Jack Black Biography

Thomas Jacob Black (born August 28, 1969), known professionally as Jack Black, is an American actor, comedian and musician. His acting career has been extensive, starring primarily in comedy films. Black is known for his roles in Shallow Hal (2001), School of Rock (2003), King Kong (2005), The Holiday (2006), the Kung Fu Panda franchise (2008–2016), Tropic Thunder (2008), Gulliver's Travels (2010), and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017). He has been nominated for two Golden Globe Awards. Black is the lead vocalist of the comedic rock group Tenacious D which he formed in 1994 with friend Kyle Gass. They have released the albums Tenacious D, The Pick of Destiny and Rize of the Fenix.

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You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore

Hardcore, Live, Unless

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

Divorce, Live, Love, Love You, Parent, Parents

People scream at me, "Hey, let's party. " I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.

Crazy, Give, Party, People

I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song, can I play it for you?" That would be the dynamic, if I was like: "Hey, you're my son, watch my work!" I don't want to put them in that awkward position. Just because when they get older, that's when I'm worried, that they'll judge me and say: "Yeah, my father's ******* Jack Black. He was in that cheesy movie. " So, I'm going to keep it all high quality. It'll be a quality controller.

Father, Forcing, Kids, Position, Song, Watch

Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that. "

Believe, Crazy, Doe, Everybody, Like

Tenacious D loves Auntie Em's. Her delicious nutrients are always energizing and indie-fresh. Where does she find those unbelievable recipes? Somewhere over the rainbow?

Doe, Ems, Rainbow, Recipes, Tenacious

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Funny, Jesus, Personally, Religious, Think, Thinking

Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing credit or more money. It just makes it more fun.

Acting, Fun, Improvs, Words, Writing

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Dumb, Nailed, Rocks, Spinal, Stupid, Tap

My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.

Artistic, Came, Endeavours, Father, Mother, School

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

Enough, Like, Piano, Rocks, Year, Years

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

Coolest, Funny, Ifs, Party, Pretty, Though

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Jelly, Make, Mean, Peanut Butter

I don't really think differently of making a movie for grownups or making a movie for kids, if it's boring it's boring, so you want it to be entertaining and I think funny is funny whether it's for kids or grownups, the only real difference is language.

Kids, Movie, Real, Think, Thinking

I look for good directors mainly because if you do enough of movies where there's not a real creative vision behind it, you start to turn into a robot and you want to jump off a bridge.

Bridges, Creative, Jump, Movies, Real

I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

Acting, Arsenal, Bazooka, Bazookas, Come, Thinking

I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want to do a rock opera.

Drama, Eventually, Music, Noses, Rocks

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

Actually, Delicious, Food, Party, Stars, War

There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.

Fire, Metal, Punishment, Regret, Times

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

Funny, Remember, Song, Songs, Tickets

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