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Jennifer Coolidge

Jennifer Audrey Coolidge (born August 28, 1961) is an American actress and comedian. She is best known for playing Stifler's Mom in the American Pie films, Sophie in the CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls, Bobbie in the sitcom Joey, Paulette in Legally Blonde (2001) and its sequel and Hilary Duff's character's evil stepmother in A Cinderella Story (2004). She is also a regular actor in Christopher Guest's mockumentary films. Coolidge is an alumna of The Groundlings, an improv and sketch comedy troupe based in Los Angeles.

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A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.

Hear, Lasts, Men, Paid, Talked, Want

I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.

Knows, Read, Role, Roles, Script, Scripts

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.

Like, Thing, Toes, Wells, World

Sometimes, you have no idea why something works and other times, you put so much work and effort into something and it just falls flat.

Effort, Fall, Falls, Ideas, Works

I don't actually go on the Internet that much.

Actually, Goes On, Internet

I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.

Actresses, Careers, Roles, Taking, Want

The great thing about Jane Austen - the reason we're all still obsessed with her - is that she gets inside a woman's mind and she taps into our fantasies of wanting to be accepted and loved for who we are.

Fantasy, Mind, Obsessed, Taps, Wanting, Who We Are

I'm kind of harsher than most people.

Harsher, Kind, People

Sexual awareness is part of growing up. When you're growing up, you can't get away from sex.

Away, Growing Up, Jason, Part, Sex

An obsession that I've developed in my old age, is great architecture. I bought a house in New Orleans and I became quite enamored of the architecture there. It began there. I travel a lot or my work, so now, wherever I go, I wasn't to find the most beautiful church, the most beautiful museums. Anything ancient.

Beautiful, Church, Museums, New Orleans, Quite, Travel

The thing I'm obsessed with is really great bad paintings. I have a storage locker full of them and I want to give them their own museum. You don't even know who these artists are - you can buy them at garage sales, antique stores and places like that. They're brilliant because they were done with the intention of being great, but the artist sort of made a wrong turn. Some of them are hilarious and I can't get enough of them.

Artist, Giving, Intention, Like, Museums, Stores

When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.

Actor, Actors, Fake, Play, Sequel

I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.

Depressing, Interesting, Stuff

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

Forever, Stills, Talk, Things

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.

Crazy, Pie, Received, Role, Thinking

A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.

Blossoming, Boyfriend, Woman

When people ask me what my dream role would be, I tell them that it's to play someone very dark. Very dark - like someone involved in the drug world or some other criminal venture. Maybe someone who's delusional or not all there or just not well. I really hope I can do that one day.

Dark, Dream, Like, Play, Venture

You can never tell what the public will think! But when something goes well and is well-received, it's a great surprise!

Surprise, Tell, Think, Thinking, Wells

I feel that when you want to seduce a man, you really need your legs. Since all my outfits were long dresses, I have to say that I really didn't feel sexy at all.

Long, Man, Men, Say, Seduce, Sexy

There's definitely a psychology to making you feel important and like you're part of the game. It's a very special quality, especially with a first-time director.

Definitely, Games, Like, Part, Psychology, Special

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