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Joan Crawford (born Lucille Fay LeSueur; March 23, c. 1904[Note 1] – May 10, 1977) was an American film and television actress who began her career as a dancer and stage showgirl. In 1999, the American Film Institute ranked Crawford tenth on its list of the greatest female stars of Classic Hollywood Cinema.

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Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

Alive, Damn, Flower, Send

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

Guy, Home, Men, Party, Recently, Wise

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

Equipment, Faces, Hollywood, Like, Survival, Total

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Acting, Actress, Appears, Digging, Fashion

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.

Faces, People, Sexy, Throwing, Wrong

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Door, Doors, Girl, See, Want

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

Bottom, Deals, Fairness, Life, Sometimes

The 1930s Hollywood was capable of hurting me so much. The things about Hollywood that could hurt me (when I first came) can't touch me now. I suddenly decided that they shouldn't hurt me - that was all.

Decided, Firsts, Hollywood, Hurt, Touch

Mr. Cukor is a hard task-master, a fine director and he took me over the coals giving me the roughest time I have ever had. And I am eternally grateful.

Coals, Directors, Giving, Grateful

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Burn, Dream, Heartbreak, Hearth, Love

If you start watching the oldies, you're in trouble. I feel ancient if "Grand Hotel" or "The Bride Wore Red" comes on. I have a sneaking regard for "Mildred Pierce", but the others do nothing for me.

Ancient, Bride, Red, Regard, Trouble, Watching

I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it.

Gloves, Hands, House, Unless

Dammit. . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.

Ask, Bad Ass, Dammit, Famous Last Words, God, Helping

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

Christian, Marquee, Scientist, Suicide, Thinking, Trog

Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.

Brick, Building, Built, Income, Office, Poison

Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only.

Drawn, Hepburn, Imitate, Katharine, Marilyn

Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.

Colour, Colours, Feel Good, Happiest, Make You Feel Good, Ones

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Believe, Crawford, Dollars, Everything, I Believe

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Actors, Childhood, Goddam, Lollipop, Moment, Skip

all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.

Expression, Hanging, Helping, Shearer, Three, Watching

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