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Kurt Braunohler

Kurt Braunohler (born February 22, 1976) is an American comedian and host of The K Ohle with Kurt Braunohler podcast on the Nerdist network. He was previously the host of IFC's comedy game show Bunk and has appeared on Comedy Central, This American Life, and Radiolab. Braunohler is a frequent collaborator with Kristen Schaal, with whom he created the web series Penelope Princess of Pets.

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New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

Down And, Gets, Grind, Ground, New York, Yorker

If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

Dead, Ifs, Inspiration, Wait, Waiting

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

Funny, Funny Things, Happen, Should Have, Show, Tv Shows

When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world.

Improv, Old, Soul, World, Years

Probably all of my advice is bad advice.

Advice, Bad, Bad Advice, Probably

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

Audience, Harder, Living, Make, Rarified

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

Down And, Improv, Laughing, Requires, Sit, Watches

Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

Say, Start, Want, What You Want, Writing

I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time in many, many ways, and so it's just terrifying to be like, "Well, this is the world we chose to bring you into. I'm sorry. " It's not knowing how to prepare for that.

Bring, Daughter, Short, Sorry, Think, Thinking

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

Corner, Corners, Forward, Option, Paint

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

Catholic, Grew, Grew Up, Priest, Priests

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

Applicable, Comedy, Knows, Skills

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.

Happens, Mad, Though, Used

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Birthdays, Die, Dies, Good, Notice, Running

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

Appreciate, Class, Energy, Improv, People

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

Face, Faces, People, Say, Tvs

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

Grew, Grew Up, Surfing