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Laura Schlessinger

Laura Catherine Schlessinger (born January 16, 1947) is an American talk radio host, socially conservative commentator and author. Her radio program consists mainly of her responses to callers' requests for personal advice and has occasionally featured her short monologues on social and political topics. Her website says that her show "preaches, teaches, and nags about morals, values and ethics".

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Listen, after almost twenty years of call-in radio, I can tell you that the main thrust of too many lives is an overemphasis on feeling good instead of doing good. Being admired and respected by the self and others has taken a back seat to feeling good, or, at least, avoiding feeling bad. And, oh boy, the excuses some of you can come up with for doing so!

Taken, Boys, Self, Instead, Admired, Back

There is no such thing in life as no pain and no disappointment.

Disappointment, Life, Pain, Thing, Women

Don't waste my time- I'm not stupid, and I'm not gullible.

Gullible, Stupid, Waste, Women

You have the power. You are the magic wand.

Magic, Power, Sad, Wand, Women

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

Husband, Profound, Underestimate, Understand, Women

People who have "their own issues" often don't stand back and look at the big picture- they're too busy orchestrating their own issues.

Back, Issues, People, Picture, Women

I think it was much better when you got on your horse and rode two miles to talk to your neighbor.

Horse, Miles, Neighbor, Thinking, Two

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

Afraid, Ask, Should, Trouble, Women

Learning to endure, transform by perspective or action, and be grateful is the fast lane to a good life. That's right. Having great luck and fortune is not the conduit to a loving and enjoyable life; gratitude is.

Conduit, Fast, Fortune, Good Life, Grateful, Gratitude

Never do anything that you aren't prepared to face the true consequences of.

Consequence, Consequences, Faces, Prepared, True

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

Married, Mother, Son, Universe, Win, Women

Did you hear what I said? It was very profound.

Hear, Profound, Said, Women

If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.

Baggage, Handle, Room, Rooms, Women

It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up.

Change, Give, Giving, Mind, Say, Women

Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

Good, House, Leaves, Sex, Women

We all get self-centered.

Self, Self Centered

The ultimate quality of your life is not in your resume, but in the minds and hearts of those you mean something to because you gave yourself to them.

Heart, Life, Mean, Mind, Resume, Ultimate

There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?

Guy, Kind, Marry, Nice, Responsible, Women

The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am

Change, Circumstances, Inspirational, Make, People, Wisdom

Some people seem to see compassion as being mushy.

Compassion, Mushy, People, See, Seems

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