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My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.
My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.
Maurice Barres
Pat Cooper
Pat Metheny
Miriam Hopkins
Albrecht Durer
Theodore Newton Vail
Tim Salmon
Rudy Ruettiger
David D. Glass
Olaf Stapledon
Charles Taze Russell
Jonathan Hickman
