Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge, incommodious and appallingly heavy bag with them, in pursuit of a tiny and fantastically expensive ball, in a fanatical attempt to direct it into a hole the size of a beer glass half a mile away. If anything could be better calculated to convince one of the essential lunacy of the human race, I haven't found it.
Golf is the only game that pits the player against an opponent, the weather, the minutest details of a large chunk of local topography and his own nervous system, all at the same time.
Justin Broadrick
Colin Angle
Natalia Vodianova
Guus Kuijer
Alexandre Desplat
Barry Pain
Harry Houdini
Christina Rossetti
Adam Grant
Cliff Richard
Cheryl Burke
David Chase