Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (born Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, 10 June 1921)[fn 1] is the husband and consort of Queen Elizabeth II.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?
Do people trip over you?
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
Were you here in the bad old days?. . . That's why you can't read and write then!
Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.
And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.
They're not mating are they?
Constitutionally I don't exist.
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.
The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else.
I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.