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Rasmus Lerdorf Biography

Rasmus Lerdorf (born 22 November 1968) is a Danish-Canadian programmer. He created the PHP scripting language, authoring the first two versions of the language and participated in the development of later versions led by a group of developers including Jim Winstead (who later created blo.gs), Stig Bakken, Shane Caraveo, Andi Gutmans, and Zeev Suraski. He continues to contribute to the project.

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PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

Bottleneck, Bottlenecks, Php, Rarely

I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [. . . ] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.

Idea, Ideas, Intent, Kept, Way, Writing

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

Actually, Hate, Problem, Problem Solving, Problems, Programming

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

Like, Programming, Techie, Tedious

I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that. I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests.

Leaking, Memories, Moving, Real, Requests, Things

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

Becomes, Caring, Standard, Standards, Start, World

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

Php, Problem, Simple, Solve, Tool, Tools

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

Doe, Exciting, Job, Jobs, Php, Simple

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

Bloody, Hard, Problem, Solving, Ugly

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

Coders, Excited, Terrible, Folks, Probably

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

Actually, Like, People, Programming, Understand