It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.
At about the age of ten, during a late summer visit to Sears to buy school clothes, I became aware of the concept of candy by the pound.
We need books. . . because we are all, in the private kingdoms of our hearts, desperate for the company of a wise, true friend.
All readers come to fiction as willing accomplices to your lies. Such is the basic goodwill contract made the moment we pick up a work of fiction.
Something is funny, most of all, because it's true, and because the velocity of insight into this truth exceeds our normal standards. Something is funny because it's outside our accepted boundary of decorum. Something is funny because it defies our expectations. Something is funny because it offers a temporary reprieve from the hardship of seeing the world as it actually is. Something is funny because it is able to suggest gently that even the worst of our circumstances and sins is subject to eventual mercy.
The truth is, every sport has been turned into a huge, nihilistic business.
At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what you've done and be proud of who you are.
Listen to how everyone is talking about you. You have to use it as fuel for motivation.
If I had my life to live over, I would never dream
There are so many hot, sexy women in L. A.
We can't think narrowly. We have to think in the biggest possible way.