I'm a pretty intense person. And I don't know if intense is fun. I put myself through the wringer. That's just how I work.
Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!
Many a maid have I won by a quarrel, when flattery was in no wise helpful; but take heed that thou art in the wrong, so that thou mayest acknowledge thine error.
A maiden's first kiss cometh hard, yea, it is as the first olive out of a bottle, requiring much skill; but the rest are easy.
In the mind of a woman, to give birth to a child is the short cut to omniscience.
Tell not thy previous loves to a woman, lest she also telleth thee hers.
Beware of a woman who signeth not her name to her letters; she will bear watching, aye, she hath a past.
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
Let your diet be spare, your wants moderate, your needs few. So, living modestly, with no distracting desires, you will find content.
A dance to the music of time.
When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.