You know what circumcision is, Private?
If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.
In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.
Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.
According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens.
Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.
In a comprehensive study of all public multiple shooting incidents in America between 1977 and 1999, economists John Lott and Bill Landes found that the only public policy that reduced both the incidence and casualties of such shootings were concealed-carry laws. Not only are there 60 percent fewer gun massacres after states adopt concealed-carry laws, but the death and injury rate of such rampages are reduced by 80 percent.
We were never meant to be baby, we just happened
I lived for art, I lived for love
I often went entire days without speaking - unable to get a word in over my inner taskmaster, who never shut up: “You fat, disgusting slob, you'll never be thin enough, good enough, smart enough, tough or talented enough.
People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour - and it's just rubbish. I do strongly feel that we are all the bloody same.