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I don't harp on the negative because if you do, then there's no progression. There's no forward movement. You got to always look on the bright side of things, and we are in control. Like, you have control over the choices you make.

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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

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Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.

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All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

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When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

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I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

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