My right eye itches, some good luck is near.
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.
Nobody likes to be found out, not even one who has made ruthless confession a part of his profession. Any autobiographer, therefore, at least between the lines, spars with his reader and potential judge.
Insurrection is the last remedy, especially when the people have acquired the belief that peaceful means to secure the remedies for evils prove futile.
With political means and always trying to work for political settlements and this is what I'm going to continue to work on with all my heart.
most people lose the ability to see silver linings or even though they are always there above us.