I know I could be the host of 'SportsCenter' in two years if I changed my show today to sports.
More than art, more than literature, music is universally accessible.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
Some people stay far away from the door if there's a chance of it opening up. They hear a voice in the hall outside and hope that it just passes by.
Black and white is how it should be, but shades of grey are the colors I see.
It's OK if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one
Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.
The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.
The abstract, especially in those rough sketches, is very important to me, perhaps because of my advertising background, where layout is so important. Sometimes those first few lines cut the paper into such satisfying shapes that I don't want to go on, but I always do, adding nostrils and nipples and bootstraps until I have filled the paper up as usual.
The laws of spiritual physics will not allow you to lead somebody that you don't love, that you don't care about, that you resent, that you look down on. That's why the Republicans can't lead black people. And that's why Democrats increasingly can't lead these straight, white, male demons that we hate so much.