Lately I've been suffocating. Chan Young is my air, without him beside me, am I able to breathe?
There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.
In Britian we have a free press. It's not a pretty press, but it's free. The people who can't bear the Daily Mail, they say: 'you should ban it'. No no, no no, you don't ban it. . . you don't buy it.
Modest about our national pride - and inordinately proud of our national modesty.
All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.
I get paid to do what I enjoy, not that common a condition.
I've seen the Pokémon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.
Most of those we call heroes only did what they had to do.
The day of the sun is like the day of a king. It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon, a pageant in the evening.
I do feel we have several great keepers on this team. We just need to get them that experience.
No one's busy thinking bad things about you. They're all too busy thinking bad things about themselves.