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I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

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Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.

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I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking. '

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