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I don't want to be modelling G-strings. It's not that good for my image – I'm a footballer not a tart

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

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I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.

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I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.

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I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.

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Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.

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I was court-ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. Pretty much blows the hell out of the second A, wouldn't you say?

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