The first element of change is awareness. You can’t change something unless you know it exists.
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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If we pick recognition over influence we'll be known for all the wrong stuff.
I do want an expensive honeymoon. Not because I'm extravagant, but because a honeymoon is a solemn, important thing. . . a symbol. And it ought to be done -- well, adequately.
Experience seems to convince us that only fools trust, that only fools believe and accept all things. If this is true, then love is most foolish. For if it is not founded on trust, belief and acceptance, it's not love.
I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.