Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't. . . Paula Abdul doesn't. . . there does … - Bill Hicks

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Nakedness is uncomely, as well in mind as body, and it addeth no small reverence to men's manners and actions if they be not altogether open. Therefore set it down: That a habit of secrecy is both politic and moral.

Bill Hicks

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't. . . Paula Abdul doesn't. . . there does seem to be a pattern.

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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero - that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun.

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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States. . . 23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

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I sat down in the sand, breathless with shame and failure. God, I thought, some defender of the weak. Some freedom fighter: Joan of Arc in sunscreen.

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