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I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

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I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes. ' And I'm thinking, 'Oh, like I wasn't?'

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The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. 'Yeah, I found everybody.

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Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar? I'm missing a shoe! I need a ride!

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I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people.

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I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

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