We need to remember that we are all created creative and can invent new scenarios as frequently as they are needed.
If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater. . . I'd be just fine.
A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves
If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.
Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.
There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you
When I've written for Bill Murray - I've written six films for him - people would read it and say, "Oh, that's so perfectly Bill. " He'd read it and say, "Are you kidding? I can't say these words. " So it's all about perception.
Already old, the question Who shall die? Becomes unspoken Who is innocent?
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.