My specialty is two things: music or really strange stories.
Can't you at least die with a little dignity?
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
The only reason we don't open our hearts and minds to other people is that they trigger confusion in us that we don't feel brave enough or sane enough to deal with. To the degree that we look clearly and compassionately at ourselves, we feel confident and fearless about looking into someone else's eyes.
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
I had been reading a fabulous book [The Man Verdi, by Frank Walker] about [Giuseppe] Verdi, whom I adore.
A union of government and religion tends to destroy government and degrade religion.