Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young.
They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer.
My father earned every penny he had, and I would have loved to have bought him a Rolls-Royce because his whole life was cars. Sadly, he didn't live to see the day when I could have done that for him, which still hurts.
He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great writer.
Nice to see you, to see you nice
I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight.
People think in Hollywood there's a family, where everybody gets together talks about stuff and we all know each other, and it's just not that way at all to me.
Practice is the battle you must win.
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.
The making of a picture ought surely to be a rather fascinating adventure. It is not; it is an endless contention of tawdry egos, some of them powerful, almost all of them vociferous, and almost none of them capable of anything much more creative than credit-stealing and self-promotion.