Everyone should know--there's no such thing as a decent human being. It's just an illusion. And when it's gone, it's really gone.
I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going. I love theater and I think doing a sitcom in front of a live audience is the closest you can get to theater, and it's really the best mix of like standup and theater, is really a sitcom. I started as a standup and I still continue to do that as well, so I think I'm just a TV guy and happy for it. I think my movie career is kind of like my social life, I'm picky and not in demand. So it perhaps is working out.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
I started playing baseball and soccer. Those were my sports on the streets and in school when I was growing up. I didn't even start playing basketball until I was 14.
This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
Equity capital is expensive. Every time you do a raise, you dilute.
When Im writing, I spend all my time in The Grocer on Elgin buying ready-made meals; I think they are the only reason my husband and kids havent left me.