When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it. - Jack Benny

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The church was custom built by Jesus, and we are all works in progress. We do not expect people to get their sin in order before attending church any more than a hospital expects people to get healed before they show up.

Jack Benny

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

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Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

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I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

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Modesty is my best quality.

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Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere

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I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

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I always thought I was commercial. I always thought I was writing hit singles. These days, whatever's on the radio is considered commercial. People like what's on the radio, whatever it is.

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