You have to be willing to recognize failure.
Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it's limited.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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Life is given to each human being For a very special purpose. This secret each human being Must discover for himself.
We all get angry and jealous sometimes, none of us is perfect, but we should not try to be different.
Healthy" and "diseased," as Susan Sontag points out. . . are often subjective judgments that society makes for its own purposes. Women have long been defined as sick as a means of subjecting them to social control.
After every happiness comes misery; they may be far apart or near. The more advanced the soul, the more quickly does one follow the other. What we want is neither happiness nor misery. Both make us forget our true nature; both are chains-one iron, one gold; behind both is the Atman, who knows neither happiness nor misery. These are states, and states must ever change; but the nature of the Atman is bliss, peace, unchanging. We have not to get it, we have it; only wash away the dross and see it.