Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
There are so many hot, sexy women in L. A.
My parents were really nice to me.
When if or chance or hunger's powerful sway Directs the roving trout this fatal way, He greedily sucks in the twining bait, And tugs and nibbles the fallacious meat. Now, happy fisherman; now twitch the line! How thy rod bends! behold, the prize is thine!
It's hard to fight when the fight ain't fair.
Once you start telling people you're famous, they believe you.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.