I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to … - Norm MacDonald

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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those that got there first.

Norm MacDonald

I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.

Computer, Enough, Food, Needs, Right, Thing

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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

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