I'm in no condition to drive. . . wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! - Yogi Berra

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The Ady Gil, a Sea Shepherd vessel, it's a fast patrol boat, was sitting still in the water when the Shonan Maru #2 came by, deliberately turned into it, rammed it, cut it in half, sunk it and destroyed it.

Yogi Berra

I'm in no condition to drive. . . wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

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