I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes. - James Randi

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It's not so easy for us when we play teams who have a different mindset, like Chelsea or Inter Milan, because they have the intention of trying to stop us rather than playing a game that is more attractive for the spectators to enjoy.

James Randi

I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.

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The market for nonsense is infinite.

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Nature doesn't cheat - people do.

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[Psychics] use exactly the same gimmicks that we magicians do - the same physical methods, the same psychological methods - and they effectively and profoundly deceive millions of people around the earth, to their detriment.

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Uri Geller may have psychic powers by means of which he can bend spoons; if so, he appears to be doing it the hard way.

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The conjuror or con man is a very good provider of information. He supplies lots of data, by inference or direct statement, but it's false data. Scientists aren't used to that scenario. An electron or a galaxy is not capricious, nor deceptive; but a human can be either or both.

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Unfortunately, most of the major denominations still practice segregation in local churches, hospitals, schools, and other church institutions. It is appalling that the most segregated hour of Christian America is eleven o'clock on Sunday morning, the same hour when many are standing to sing: "In Christ There Is No East Nor West.

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Thomas Jefferson

Yet the hour of emancipation is advancing. . . this enterprise is for the young; for those who can follow it up, and bear it through to it's consummation. It shall have all my prayers, and these are the only weapons of an old man.

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God makes us as broken bread and poured-out wine to please Him. Beware of competing calls once the call of God grips you.

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Money commands everything because that's our interpretation of capitalism. . . what kind of world is that? It's a very uncomfortable interpretation of a human being. We have been turned into robots.

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