Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. - Brian P. Cleary - Quotesmemo.com

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[On affirmative action:] Universities give a boost in admissions for other factors besides race, factors that bring no social benefit, such as athletic ability, celebrity of parents, and alumni connections. It is remarkable how little agitation there is against those practices.

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Brian P. Cleary

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

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