From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful! - Karl Pilkington

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It's tempting to just write a comic called 'Everyone Mail Randall Munroe Twenty Bucks' - maybe it would work, and I could just close down the 'xkcd' store and sit on a beach and draw pictures and make snarky Reddit posts for the rest of my life.

Karl Pilkington

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

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