Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with … - Bill Watterson

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I always tell people, it's never too late to start saving for retirement. It's not that important how much you have already saved. What's important is that you start saving. And save as much as you can. You will be amazed at how quickly it will build up.

Bill Watterson

Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!

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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh. . . once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that. . . which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. Hobbes: No doubt.

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What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

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