My dream has come true. I play with the great players and on a great team. I'm smiling and happy and enjoying the time of my life.
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.
No matter what. Wherever your mind wanders, it seems to turn up at the same Field of Dreams. It's the vision you wake up with in the morning, and it's the last thing you picture before you fall asleep. Everytime you think of it, the idea in your head seems to get more vivid, filled in with more detail: You not only want to win a gold medal at the Olympics, you not only can see yourself standing there on the podium, but you can also feel the goose bumps as your national anthem is played; the tears are in your eyes. (That's how real a dream can be and should be)
Fish love the ocean. Snakes move like earth-fish inside a mountain,well away from seawater. Certain sunfish,though,turn snakes into ocean lovers.
Wish' is the most powerful thing in the world. Higher than God.
They did the Monster Mash, it was a grave yard smash.