Anything is possible in the life of a man if he lives long enough. Even maturity.
I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. "
Tell the truth and make it rhyme
I look cooking! Particularly pad thai.
Trial by jury is a wise distribution of power which exceeds all other modes of trial.
Eccentricities of genius.