The children of childish parents age quickly.
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does.
The first thing you need to make clear to a client is that you aren't there to answer his wants but to answer his needs.
The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
Life would be pretty boring if we didn't have vices.