They live forever. But many of them are even more lonely and miserable than we are. Why do you think they bother with us? We teach them life's value.
[Donald] Trump`s pension for distractions is starting to frustrate members of his own party.
I think [Newt] Gingrich who`s been the - among the truth tellers to [Donald] Trump, I think, in public, take a listen.
I mean, you know, presidents of the United States can`t randomly tweet without having check - - having somebody check it out.
[Donald] Trump continues to dismiss those concerns though, even as some Republicans, like Lindsay Graham, are making the case that Trump`s business ties deserve the scrutiny.
[Hillary] Clinton, she conceded. [Donald Trump] beat her.
The president-elect [Donald Trump] finds himself in an unfamiliar and, perhaps, uncomfortable position. The enemies he`s been fighting against are gone.
People think you get one idea for a cartoon every week, and that's not the way it works. You usually get 10 or 15, and you're - certainly when I was a cartoonist, before I was a cartoon editor, you're rushing to do what is called the batch. When I was doing that, I liked to have, in general, about 10 cartoons.
If I insist on being pessimistic, there is always tomorrow. Today I am blessed.
Once you're a public figure, there's a certain amount of privacy you do give up.
All complaining comes from pride.