The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy … - Will Cuppy

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The things I like to find in a story are punch and poetry.

Will Cuppy

The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.

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During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before.

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All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

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Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.

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I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

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