God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
Eating people is wrong.
If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.
January brings the snow Makes your feet and fingers glow February's ice and sleet Freeze the toes right off your feet Welcome March with wintry wind Would thou wer't not so unkind April brings the sweet spring showers On and on for hours and hours.
The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!
The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!
One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.
One of the things that I think audio is best at is creating empathy.
Readiness to answer all questions is the infallible sign of stupidity.
My most important quality or property is curiosity. And that had its beginning in what I was going to do with my life.
People buy-into what they can understand quickly. If it takes you a long time to make your point, most people think you don't have one!