Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
Were you here in the bad old days?. . . That's why you can't read and write then!
They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
You bloody silly fool!
Do people trip over you?
Maybe I will hire someone to make some belts for me. It's easier than fighting for them you know.
A little snark, properly directed, can change the world.
When a coward sees a man he can beat he becomes hungry for a fight.
Reality surpasses imagination; and we see, breathing, brightening, and moving before our eyes sights dearer to our hearts than any we ever beheld in the land of sleep.