Nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.
Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
At fourteen you don't need sickness or death for tragedy.
It is with charity as with money--the more we stand in need of it, the less we have to give away.
I'd say that, to be a good deal maker, you have to have three basic characteristics - timing, timing, and timing.
Now that Mr. Trump is the President-elect: If he chooses, he can, by executive order, repeal most of what President Barack Obama brought into existence, including the thawing of the relationship between the United States and the people of Cuba. And because there is a Republican Senate, a Republican House of Representatives, a Republican president, it is more than likely that his legislative program will be accepted; his nominations to the Supreme Court may very well be accepted.