There was a nice dilemma. How does one interject into a polite conversation, "By the way, in case you're ever interested, I do have a penise. "?
The fact that a TV star can become president should be old news since [Ronald] Reagan, and old news since the Nixon-Kennedy debates - which the famous story, whether or not you agree, is that if you listened on the radio, Nixon won; if you listened on TV, Kennedy won.