The United States is evil. . . it is the canker of the world.
My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.
I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.
I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment.
I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.
I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.
For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.
He had opened his heart to the sublime indifference of the universe
I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business.
Suffering is not an elective; it is a core course in the University of Life.
I think we are in the midst of this period where we are committing this suicide on the planet and everybody is just using up all of our natural resources like a bunch of insane people. That's what I worry about more than I worry about jazz.