I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.
Fernando Torres needs to be loved on a regular basis
If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with; if you keep it out, it's not a goal.
Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.
He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle.
If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership. There's no denying that.
I was both very successful and very left; the living demonstration of how you could be on the left and still be in the gossip columns and be envied for the money you made.
When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.
The sound universe is also spectacular around here. In the evenings there's a cricket orchestra with frogs providing the bass line. In the dead of night the dogs howl about how misunderstood they are. Before dawn the roosters for miles around announce how freaking cool it is to be roosters.
I'm at my best in a messy, middle-of-the-road muddle.